BREAKING NEWS: DOUG REVEALS NEW CAR

"gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun" (gbergey) 01/19/2015 at 22:49 • Filed to: None

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I don't even?

On a scale of 1 to doge, I am not wow.

StingrayJake > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 22:50

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Guessing he's being sarcastic

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 22:51

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gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > StingrayJake 01/19/2015 at 22:52

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Either that or he's gonna take a Malibu offroading and abuse the shit outta the warranty, or...?

ranwhenparked > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 22:53

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Well, at least you can confidently say that of all the domestic-brand midsize sedans, the Malibu is certainly one of them.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 22:56

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StingrayJake > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 22:57

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Rally Malibu!!!

TheHondaBro > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 22:58

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On a scale of 1 to doge, I am not wow

This is way too much meme for the interwebz.

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > TheHondaBro 01/19/2015 at 23:02

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > StingrayJake 01/19/2015 at 23:02

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Rallibu

Funktheduck > StingrayJake 01/19/2015 at 23:05

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Rallibu

Funktheduck > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 23:07

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It's definitely not a Malibu unless it's an old cool one. He wouldn't announce it on twitter like that. One of the top requirements was it had to be interesting enough to write about.

If it were a newer one all the articles would be: yup, it's a car. Not much else to write about. thanks for reading.

TheHondaBro > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 23:07

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O.O

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 23:08

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As long as it's a Turbo he plans on Rally Crossing.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 23:12

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Can't wait to see all his write ups on his "new" Malibu (pictured below)

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > StingrayJake 01/19/2015 at 23:16

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Its already been said, but Rallibu

Ike > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 23:25

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it's a Dacia the clue was the good news

Aaron Brown > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 23:33

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It's funny because that guy is the GM Press Car Fleet guy in the NE. I'm pretty sure Doug didn't actually buy a Malibu...

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > Aaron Brown 01/19/2015 at 23:34

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If Doug bought a Malibu I'd move to Ohio... and I'm not even 'Murican!

Viggen > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 23:36

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Malibu = Chevy SS?

Pvrkcr > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/19/2015 at 23:39

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TRACK/RALLYCROSS/DRAG/BOAT DAY BRO.

A Malibu hmm...well if one of the above doesn't happen then Doug might have to give up a few points on his jalop card.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/20/2015 at 00:17

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GM cars Doug could have gotten if he actually did impulse (or not) buy a Malibu

Caprice Police Spec with the V8

The Questionably cut up Left Hand Ute Maloo Ute.

Cadillac Cimmaron (Or Cinnamon, both taste bad in large amounts)

Pontiac G8 with LS3 swap and drift conversion

A Lotus 7 clone with a LS3.

A K-car with a Chevy badge taped on the hood

A GMC Sierra that weirdly has 4 wheel steering

GMC Syclone/Typhoon fraternal twins

Grey import Holden Ute

Drift spec Chevy Colorado

This, The Tauro Sport Auto V8 Roadster. AKA "handbuilt by artistans" a rebodied Solstice with a crate V8 racing motor. Tauro bought the Kappa platform when GM when down.

A black market Cadillac Presidential Limo.

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 01/20/2015 at 00:37

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Lotus 7 please!

Chris McMays > gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun 01/20/2015 at 08:52

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Unless it's like an engine-swapped, rally Malibu, I hope it isn't a Malibu. He was probably just joking around, though. ;)